The Beatles

The Beatles were a pwn-arse British band. Formed in the 60s they managed to become larger then god and wipe out half of population of sperm. They even managed to get Clapton to their side (an achievement so large even the Empire State Building is tits up before it).

John Lennon
John Lennon was the cool looking guy of the bunch. Nobody actually knows what he did, and nobody cares. He got shot because of his spectacles. THE NED.

Paul McCartney
Arguably the richest person in England at this moment (second only to Margaret Thatcher) he also managed to get some strange British crud (knighthood or summit')

George Harrison
The guitar dude of the band. Managed to become friends with Eric Clapton and extend the Beatles life time for a few years. Ded because of cancers.

Ringo Starr
The short, twatty one. Played the drums and so was completely blocked-off from the audience. Got used to seeing rest of the bands buttocks up-close.