The German Crusade

The German Crusade also know as the First Crusade or World War One was a military action called on January 25th, when various hordes of Germans invaded and annexed the Ham Inn. The forums were changed into the pope look (which made various christians orgasm) and all people were authorized to ban any Germans in sight. The German forces were slowly annihilated and peace was restored. Following this military action, the Senate was established to ensure superior safety of the regulars.